Disney sued the ever loving crap out of the people who made that song because technically, that song is a sped up version of the theme music from Robin Hood. And another thing, that Hamster Dance song. I want to see Midnight Meat Train though. And fun fact, it was written by the dudes who were the showrunners of Smallville. The man is a better filmmaker than Rob Cohen who directed the third Mummy. It’s just terrible all around and I still feel bitter because I don’t like missing out on Guillermo del Toro. It had the good idea of a different antagonist but how they did it was not very good.
But Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon is without question, the worst one the bunch for a variety of reasons. Just, they’re Indiana Jones wannabes, they are. Just not The Mummy or even worse, a Pauly Shore film. I like him when he’s utilized well like in George in the Jungle. Okay, nothing against Brendan Fraser but I’m not a fan of the Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser. Second, you’re telling me Brendan Fraser can kick Jet Li’s ass? REALLY? The stupid white guy somehow beats one of China’s best martial artist/actors? First of all, it wasted Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh. She was wrong and ultimately, I was incredibly disappointed with The Mummy 3 because it is an all around terrible film.
She assured Hellboy II would still be in theaters. But my mother unfortunately, wanted the dumb Mummy sequel instead of a good one. It was on its last week in theaters and I wanted to see it. When The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor came out, I wanted to see Hellboy II: The Golden Army.
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